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• Papa's got a brand new bag. -- James Brow
• brown-paper-bag bug n. A bug in a public software release that is so embarassing that the author notionally wears a brown paper bag over his head for a while so he won't be recognized on the net.
  Entered popular usage after the early-1999 release of the first Linux 2....
• All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
• Couldn't think his way out of a paper bag.
• Thug voice:) Uh, hello, Mike and Brian aren't here right now.
  They've been kidnapped! So at the beep, leave your name, your number, your message, and ten thousand dollars in a brown paper bag....
• LPT1 NOT LOCATED, USE BACKUP: Grab a pencil, now get a piece of paper...
• Please, please... don't make a fuss... I'm just plain Yogurt.
• C code. C code run. Run, code, run. PLEASE!
• C Code. C Code Run. Run, Code, RUN! PLEASE!!!!