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• Revolution is the opiate of the intellectuals.
• If you want X, you know where to find it. There is a legend that Dennis Ritchie
  inventor of C, once responded to demands for features resembling those of what at the time was a much more popular language by observing "If you want PL/I, you know where to find it....
• If you want X, you know where to find it.: There is a legend that Dennis Ritchie
  inventor of {C}, once responded to demands for features resembling those of what at the time was a much more popular language by observing "If you want PL/I, you know where to find it....
• languages of choice: n. {C} and {LISP}. Nearly every hacker knows one of these, and most good ones are fluent in both.
  Smalltalk and Prolog are also popular in small but influential communities....
• For Sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.
• garply /gar'plee/ n. [Stanford] Another metasyntactic variable (see foo)
  once popular among SAIL hackers....
• Beetle: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
• Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
• Intellectuals are the most intolerant of all people. -- Paul Duncu