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• I weep for the future. -- Maitre d' of Chez Lui
• Headweasels: the pompous, arrogant, etc, maitre d's who ruin a meal.
• Homer: Wow, classy. Maitre D': Good evening, sir. Would you please leave without a fuss right now?
  Homer: [meek] OK. -- Homer's search for a new bar begins, "Fear of Flying...
• Attitude is everything.
• Ladies with an attitude.
• A virus is a Daemon with an attitude problem!
• Grits: Cream of Wheat with an attitude...
• Hamsters: Tribbles with an attitude.
• I've got a BEER attitude!