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• If you choke a smurf, what colour does he turn?
• Does the same as the system call of that name. If you don't know what it does, don't worry about it.
  -- Larry Wall in the perl man page regarding chroot(2)...
• A Bachelor looks, but does not leap.
• America does not seek aggression...nor does it seek to chart the destiny of other nations.
  .. -- George Bush...
• How many modern artists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four; one to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue light bulbs to a cocker spaniel, and one to put a bulb in the socket and fill the room with light while all the critics and buyers are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun, and the cocker spaniel....
• After a snowstorm, everybody's lawn looks the same.
• I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall!
• With circular arguments, you can never paint yourself into a corner!
• It does not matter how badly you paint so long as you don't paint badly like other people.
  -- George Moore...