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• Life is full of surprises when you're up th' stream of consciousness without a paddle.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• The Vatican Express Card. Don't leave Rome without it.
• I'd like to ram a hunk of fried goat cheese straight up his ass.
  -- A wonderful line from MYSTIC PIZZA...
• Fate is a river; free will is a paddle.
• Jasper: Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window.
  ..that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling....
• Ranger: I won't lie to you. Our chances of finding your children are slim to nil.
  Lisa: [from below] Hi mom! [Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge] Marge...
• Impenitent Order of the Mystic Cesspool.
• Now that I've muddied the waters it's time to paddle off!
• A wind-up clock without a key.