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• Marge: Uh oh, almost forgot to lock the doors. [the locks slam down like a jail cell door closing] Ba
  [groaning] Ohh... [the seat back turns into Brodka] Brodka...
• iff v.,n. 1. To watch IP packets traversing a local network.
  Most often in the phrase `packet sniffer', a program for doing same. 2.Synonym for poll....
• There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@!
• include war n. Excessive multi-leveled inclusion within a discussion thread, a practice that tends to annoy readers.
  In a forum with high-traffic newsgroups, such as Usenet, this can lead to flames and the urge to start a kill file....
• Come on baby light my fire.... -- The Doors.
• Hello, I'm the Doctor, and this is my companion, @N@.
• bogon filter /boh'gon fil'tr/ n. Any device, software or hardware, that limits or suppresses the flow and/or emission of bogons.
  Engineering hacked a bogon filter between the Cray and the VAXen, and now we're getting fewer dropped packets....
• martian n. A packet sent on a TCP/IP network with a source address of the test loopback interface [127.
  0.0.1]. This means that it will come back labeled with a source address that is clearly not of this earth....
• usty wire n. [Amateur Packet Radio] Any very noisy network medium, in which the packets are subject to frequent corruption.
  Most prevalent in reference to wireless links subject to all the vagaries of RF noise and marginal propagation conditions....