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• Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name. Thy programs run, thy syscalls done, In kernel as it is in user!
• OUR DOS WHO ART IN CORE AMIGA BE THY NAME THY SYSTEM COME THY CRASHES DONE ON DISK AS IT IS IN MEMORY GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY I/O AND FORGIVE US OUR SYNTAX ERRORS
  AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO HAVE ERRED BEFORE US AND LEAD US NOT INTO CORRUPT DATA, BUT DELIVER US FROM VIRUSES FOR YOURS IS THE MAINFRAME, AND THE SYSTEM AND THE PROGRAM FOREVER....
• Know Thy User.
• Frailty, thy name is Seagate.
• Our Father, which art in heaven, Hallowed by thy name.
  Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven....
• Love thy neighbor, and thy neighbor's wife too; if thou art inclined.