Related:

• Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you have too much money to spend.
  You are not using it for the benefit of others, so you will pay for your selfishness....
• Any government, like a family, can for a year spend more than it earns.
  But you and I know that a continuance of that habit means the poorhouse. -- Franklin D. Roosevel...
• Taxes: A government term for screwing you without kissing you.
• Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
  A: A howdah duty....
• You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form.
  The short form is what the Internal Revenue Service calls "simplified", which means it is designed for people who need the help of a Sears tax-preparation expert to distinguish between their first and last names....
• Never spend your money before you have it. JEFFERSON
• XLVII: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water.
  The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters....
• Government: If you refuse to pay unjust taxes, your property will be confiscated.
  If you attempt to defend your property, you will be arrested....