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• I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
• I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
• Why did the Chtorran eat Mt. Everest? Because it was there.
• More fun than sex. Well, less messy at least.
• YOW!! What should the entire human race DO?? Consume a fifth of CHIVAS REGAL, ski NUDE down MT.
  EVEREST, and have a wild SEX WEEKEND! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I grew up on Mt. Everest and everything's been downhill since.
• Where sex and fun are spelled the same way.
• If you can get access to the victim's key chain is to switch all his keys for keys that look exactly the same, but don't fit the locks he's trying to open.
  If you can be around for this one, it's much more fun to watch the person go crazy as he cannot open anything he owns....