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• Captain of the Titanic: Where's all that f%*king water coming from? -- Famous people swearing...
• Watch me pull up nice and close to this iceberg.
  -- The captain of the Titanic, trying to impress on of the female passenge...
• Fire at will! Ooops, sorry Will!
• Shields Up! Ooops, too late.
• Perfection (Almost): The Titanic Disaster "The Captain may, by simply moving an electric switch, instantly close the doors and make the vessel practically unsinkable.
  -- special 1911 edition of Shipbuilde...
• That's like fluffing the pillows on the Titanic
• Yes, this phaser is emp....OOOPS! -- Famous Last Word
• You know, the difference between this company and the Titanic is that the Titanic had paying customers.
• Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic? A: The Titanic had a band.