Related:

• On the floor is a gold Zorkmid coin (a valuable collector's item).
• STACKED VIRGIN -- a cherry tomato.
• See the Great Underground Empire for under 1 zorkmid!
• The tax system is stacked against the average taxpayer.
• Among what he called his precepts were such as these
  Do not stir the fire with a sword. Do not sit down on a bushel....
• Money is the root of all bills.
• There was a mad scientist (a mad... social... scientist) who kidnapped three colleague
  an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician, and locked each of them in seperate cells with plenty of canned food and water but no can opener....
• When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.