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• If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world.
  -- Einstei...
• The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -- Albert Einstei
• Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
  -- J. Robert Oppenheimer, speaking of Albert Einstei...
• Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
  Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute....
• Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me.
  That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion....