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• Only a sadistic scoundrel--or a fool--tells the bald truth on social occasions.
  -- Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlei...
• There is no such thing as "social gambling." Either you are there to cut the other bloke's heart out and eat it--or you're a sucker.
  If you don't like this choice--don't gamble. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A....
• Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
  No resemblance ... -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• The greatest productive force is human selfishness.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A.
  Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Men are more sentimental then women. It blurs their thinking.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A.
  Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...