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• Innuendo: Italian for where you hang your curtains.
• May all your hang-ups be drip-dry.
• Laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET (Korea)
  For best results: Wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron....
• Laundry: a place where clothes are mangled.
• I hate you. Where's a tree? let's all go and hang Barney!
• What do you do if you find an epileptic in your bathtub? Throw in some soap and a load of laundry.
• OLD SHEETROCKERS (dry wallers) never die, they just hang around.
• Sally: C'mon, Ted, all I'm asking you to do is share your feelings with me.
  Ted: ALL? Do you realize what you're asking? Men aren't trained to share....