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• Take not a maiden who, when she sees a man of bronze, Loses possession of herself.
  Nothing furthers....
• A pretty young maiden from France Decided she'd "just take a chance.
  She let herself go For an hour or so And now all her sisters are aunts....
• Who has not felt how sadly sweet The dream of home, the dream of home, Steals o'er the heart, too soon to fleet, When far o'er sea or land we roam?
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Dream of Home...
• FALSIES -- the enhancer to a maiden's pair.
• A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill.
  A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill....
• And the best of all ways To lengthen our days Is to steal a few hours from the night, my dear.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Young May Moo...
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....