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  -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• Did you hear about the unreconstructed male supremacist who said that if all the women's lib activists were laid end to end, that it would be the best thing that could happen to them.
• Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor.
  "One thing about Jim," the other said to the bartender, "he sure knows when to stop....
• So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us?
  Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you....
• HP-SUX /H-P suhks/ n. Unflattering hackerism for HP-UX
  Hewlett-Packard's Unix port, which features some truly unique bogosities in the filesystem internals and elsewhere (these occasionally create portability problems)....
• HP-SUX: /H-P suhks/ n. Unflattering hackerism for HP-UX
  Hewlett-Packard's UNIX port, which features some truly unique bogosities in the filesystem internals and elsewhere (these occasionally create portability problems)....
• There's one thing about baldness: it's neat.
• Drive-in banks were invented so that automobiles could visit their real owners.