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• If you only see one movie this year...you should get out more often! -- The Naked Gun 2 1/2
• One of the most frightening things in the Western world, and in this country in particular, is the number of people who believe in things that are scientifically false.
  If someone tells me that the earth is less than 10,000 years old, in my opinion he should see a psychiatrist....
• Arthur and his wife Muriel were sitting in their Vauxhall Viva eating their ice cream cornets.
  Suddenly two enormous black birds started to flap around on the bonnet of the car....
• Sam went to his psychiatrist complaining of a hatred for elephants.
  "I can't stand elephants," he explained. "I lie awake nights despising them....
• Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity.
  -- R. I. Fitzhenry...
• These are only my opinions. You should see my convictions.
• She was only the referee's daughter, but should see her box...
• Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another.
  -- Kenny Ausubel...