Related:

• My human experience is just beginning.
• K/S The Human/Vulcan adventure is just beginning.
• In my end is my beginning.
• My friend Data, you see things with the wonder of a child.
  And that makes you more human than any of us. -- Yar, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3...
• My parents went to the Tee-Shirt Shoppe and all I got was this stupid T-shirt!
• A wino asked me for change. I gave him my shirt...
• How come all the buttons keep flying off my shirt?
• My father died at Khitomer, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt -- RWR
• The Borg assimilated my race, and all I got was this crummy t-shirt.