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• Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
• Getting on the Information Superhighway in a Studebaker.
• Mrs. Lovejoy: That animal of yours is certainly bad-tempered.
  Lisa: Yeah, well you'd be grumpy too if you were taken out of your natural habitat and gawked at by a bunch of slack- jawed yokels....
• A cat's best friend is his teddy bear. -- Garfield.
• Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
• Catch the bear before you sell his skin.
• SMILEY *8-) Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant)
• We invented a new protocol and called it Kermit, after Kermit the Frog, star of "The Muppet Show.
  [3] [3] Why? Mostly because there was a Muppets calendar on the wall when we were trying to think of a name, and Kermit is a pleasant, unassuming sort of character....
• With what? Your bare hands? Against *his* bear hands??