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• The last time I saw a head like yours was in a bottle .
  .. I'll hit you on the top of your head so hard I'll drive your head down into your ribs....
• Alonso of Aragon was wont to say in commendation of age, that age appears to be best in four things,--old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
  -- Francis Bacon (1561-1626) -- Apothegms, No, 97...
• A am not old but mellow like good wine. -- Stephen Phillips (1868-1915), _Ulysses_
• The New Age is just like the old age--only newer.
• On one occasion some one put a very little wine into a wine-cooler, and said that it was sixteen years old.
  It is very small for its age," said Gnathaena. -- Athenaeus (c....
• Sex is like wine, it gets better with age!
• Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. -- Victor Hugo
• Observation, not old age, brings wisdom.