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• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• I haven't lost my mind, someone misplaced it.
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I haven't lost my mind, it's in the gutter right where I left it!
• I haven't lost my mind, it's right here in this jar.
• I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
• I have not lost my mind--it's backed up on disk somewhere.