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• What do you get when you cross an octopus with a sheep? A sweater with eight sleeves.
• My last cat had nine lives. Slept through eight of them.
• Single-sided, low density.
• Theorem: a cat has nine tails. Proof: No cat has eight tails.
  A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails....
• OCTOPUS Eight-legged sea creature that I just can't bring myself to eat.
  Even when I have the advantage over it that it's dead and I'm alive....
• You octopus this thread to bed, sea?
• Forewarned is forearmed; four arms is half an octopus.
• I'd like to be under the sea, in an octopus' garden in the shade.
• Krusty: Whaddya got in mind? Sexy broad? Gangster octopus?
  Myers: No, no. The animal chain of command goes mouse, cat, dog....