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• I think I'll end it all, Sue sighed.
• If I shot myself, my ex would sue me for the bullet.
• Remember when we all wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor? Well, now I do. -- Carrie Snow
• You always learn something by reading the classics.
  Particularly The Prince. I go through and look at this from this intellectual point of view....
• I remember me... I think.
• I think Michael is like litmus paper - he's always trying to learn.
  -- Elizabeth Taylor, absurd non-sequitur about Michael Jackso...
• I like to pick up hitchikers and say things like...
  Sooo, how far did you THINK you were going anyway?...
• I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did. -- Henry Jame