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• When you get into conflict, and regional conflicts, I mean, you have to have certain goals, and a goal cannot be really a no-win situation.
  -- Senator Dan Quayle attempting to explain his military service during the Vietnam war....
• I do- I do- I do- I do- what any normal person would do at that age.
  You call home. You call home to mother and father and say, "I'd like to get into the National Guard....
• I don't watch it, but I know enough to comment on it.
• I'm not so sure that I will miss Johnny Carson, but Johnny Carson will miss me.
• My viewpoint is that it's more of a choice than a biological situation.
  .. I think it is a wrong choice. It is a wrong; it is a wrong choice....
• I did not know in 1969 that I would be in this room today, I'll confess.
  -- Senator Dan Quayle responding to questions in 1988 about allegations that he used family connections to get into the Indiana National Guard....
• That's solid. There, you see how much I learned. -- Vice President Dan Quayle when when visiting a welding class at a vocational school in Union, Missouri.
  He welded two scraps of metal together to demonstrate how much he had learned while in the National Guard....
• Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations.
  And I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it....
• Are they taking DDT?