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• Look out for number one. But don't step in number two!
• The Supreme court says three may keep a secret, if two of them used to work for the CIA.
  -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...
• The President's on line one. He wants to know is everything all right with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should he go ahead and destroy Russia?
  "Tell him yes on one, no on two." "Which was yes, destroy Russia or number two?...
• wo pi quant. The number of years it takes to finish one's thesis.
  Occurs in stories in the following form: "He started on his thesis; 2 pi years later......
• wo pi: quant. The number of years it takes to finish one's thesis.
  Occurs in stories in the following form: "He started on his thesi...
• I am Number Two." "WHO IS NUMBER ONE?...." "You are Number Six.
  "I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE MAN!" -- The Prisone...
• Lisa: You're a latter-day Clarence Darrow! Hutz: Uh, was he the black guy on the Mod Squad?
  -- No, he's the black guy on the Supreme Court, "Marge in Chai...
• Washington: Looks like I'm going to have to find another little girl to be President.
  What's your friend Janey's number? Lisa: No, not Janey!...
• Pope Goestheveezl was the shortest reigning pope in the history of the Church, reigning for two hours and six minutes on 1 April 1866.
  The white smoke had hardly faded into the blue of the Vatican skies before it dawned on the assembled multitudes in St....