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• consult guide about Zaphod Beeblebrox The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  Zaphod Beeblebrox is the current President of the Galaxy....
• Vell, Zaphod's chust zis guy, you know?" - Gag Halfrunt, Private Brain Care Specialist".
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• And this is his sofa, is it? -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Dark, no light. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• I'm confused. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Time is bunk. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Why not go mad? -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• >consult guide about Earth Mostly harmless. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• >consult guide about Infocom Mostly harmless. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy