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• The following is from an editorial in the Midvale Observer, a local newspaper.
  "Ever since the 1950's when television sets began to appear in the average home, the rate of crimes committed by teenagers in the country of Alta has steadily increased....
• Violence on television only affects children whose parents act like television personalities.
• The following appeared in a letter to the school board in the town of Centerville.
  "All students should be required to take the driver's education course at Centerville High School....
• TEENAGERS: People so smart only other teenagers understand them.
• Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is televisio
  but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath....
• Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is televisio
  but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath....
• Hapablap: Bob is not here. We have searched every square inch of this base and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!
  Quimby: We have only twenty minutes left. Send in the esteemed representatives of television....