Now, Smarty, Where Will You Be On The 8th Of July In 1990, At 34 Minutes Past Noon?

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Now, smarty, where will you be on the 8th of July in 1990, at 34 minutes
past noon? You do not know where you will be at 12:34:56 PM, on 7/8/90?
Shame on you!

It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is?
It's 03:40 P.M. Do you know where your child is?
It's 10 pm, Do you know where your software is?
It's 11 pm--do you know where your underwear is?
It is now 10 p.m. Do you know where Henry Kissinger is? -- Elizabeth Carpente
It's 12:24 am. Do you know where *YOU* are?

Now, Smarty, Where Will You Be On The 8th Of July In 1990, At 34 Minutes Past Noon?

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