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  Through a Process Know as "Tunneling," This Product May Spontaneously Disappear from Its Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including Your Neighbor's Domicile....
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• An error is simply a failure to adjust immediately from a preconception to an actuality.
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• ap v. To replace a pointer to a pointer with a direct pointe
  o replace an old address with the forwarding address found there....
• ap: v. To replace a pointer to a pointer with a direct pointe
  to replace an old address with the forwarding address found there....
• The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.