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  Two. One to change the bulb and another to reflect on how much more gratifying it was than a man....
• Unbounded courage and compassion join'd, Tempering each other in the victor's mind, Alternately proclaim him good and great, And make the hero and the man complete.
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- The Campaign, Line 219...
• There is no greater sign of a general decay of virtue in a nation, than a want of zeal in its inhabitants for the good of their country.
  -- Joseph Addiso...
• Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719)
• Sweet are the slumbers of the virtuous man. -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act v, Sc. 4
• A widow is more sought after than an old maid of the same age. -- Addiso
• What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.