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• othing is so unhealthy or unstable as the reputation for power that is not based on one's own power.
  -- Machiavelli...
• You and me we're going nowhere slowly And we gotta get away from the past There's nothing wrong with going nowhere baby But we should be going nowhere fast Everybody's going nowhere slowly They're only fighting for the chance to be last There's nothing wrong with going nowhere baby But we should be going nowhere fast It's so much better going nowhere fast.
  .. -- Nowhere Fast, Meat Loaf, _Bad Attitude_...
• Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
• 1200 bps used to seem so fast.
• The following appeared as part of a memo from the manager of a hazardous-waste disposal company.
  "Our new plan will help us better protect our staff against exposure to toxic chemical...
• I'm not loafing. I work so fast I'm always finished.
• That was so fast, can you show me one more time? -- Troi
• Nothing is so important that nothing else is important.