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• Nothing could be older than the daily news, nothing deader than yesterday's newspaper.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Reincarnation? There is such a thing. What could be more Mozartian than the Nutcracker Suite?
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Art, science, philosophy, religion--each offers at best only a crude simplification of actual living experience.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• One thing more dangerous than getting between a grizzly sow and her cub is getting between a businessman and a dollar bill.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• One day in Dipstick, Nebraska, or Landfill, Oklahoma, is worth more to me than an eternity in Dante's plastic Paradiso, or Yeats's gold-plated Byzantium.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Too many American authors have a servile streak where their backbone should be.
  Where's our latest Nobel laureate? More than likely you'll find him in the Rose Garden kissing the First Lady's foot....
• One thing worse than self-hatred is chiggers. -- Edward Abbey
• Science is the whore of industry and the handmaiden of war. -- Edward Abbey
• Mormonism: Nothing so hilarious could possibly be true. Or all bad. -- Edward Abbey