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• It is a fundamental law of nature that nothing ever quite works out. -- Murphy's Seventh Law
• Nothing ever happens.
• Nothing is ever 100%
• Nothing this evil EVER dies!
• Nothing will ever happen to you.
• Nothing works...and nobody cares. -- Woody Alle
• Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead.
• Nothing was ever accomplished by a reasonable person.
• Soviet Method: Set working methods in complicated rules and numerous authorizations.
  Nothing will therefore happen, for which no blame can be put on you....