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• Snider's Law: Nothing can be done in one trip.
• Nothing can be done in one trip. -- Snide
• Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do.
  It may eliminate the job if the need passes before the job can be done....
• Nothing's so weird that no one's done it.
• O'Brien's Law: Nothing is ever done for the right reasons.
• Nothing is ever done for the right reasons. -- O'Brien's Law
• How is a man like the weather? Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
• When the lights are out, no one can see you trip Messier.
• If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. -- Mel's Law