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• No one can be caught in places he does not visit. Danish Proverb
• Did you know.... That no-one ever reads these things?
• The pyramid is opening! Which one? The one with the ever-widening hole in it!
  -- Firesign Theater, How Can You Be In Two Places -- At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All...
• The pyramid is opening!" "Which one?" "The one with the ever-widening hole in it!
• Was never eie did see that face, Was never eare did heare that tong, Was never minde did minde his grace, That ever thought the travell long
  But eies and eares and ev'ry thought Were with his sweete perfections caught....