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• Stupidity is not an impeachable offense.
• This is an offense-optional message.
• You have to shout above the din of our rice crispies, we can't hear anything at all. -- Sting
• Never shirk from doing anything which your business calls you to do.
  The man who is above his business may one day find his business above him. -- Drew...
• asbestos adj. [common] Used as a modifier to anything intended to protect one from flame
  also in other highly flame-suggestive usages. See, for example, asbestos longjoh...
• asbestos: adj. Used as a modifier to anything intended to protect one from {flame}
  also in other highly {flame}-suggestive usages....
• Pelorat sighed. "I will never understand people.
  "There's nothing to it. All you have to do is take a close look at yourself and you will understand everyone else....
• Any offense taken is *only* in the mind of the offended. ;-)