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• A mule in a tux is still a mule.
• The earth is real. Only a fool, milking his cow, denies the cow's reality. -- Edward Abbey
• I heard a noise in the barn the other day. I went down there.
  My brother bought a new mule and he was trying to get the mule through the barn door but he couldn't get the mule through the barn door because the mule's ears was too long....
• Mister! Here's your mule!
• He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
• His family wasn't dysfunctional until he arrived.
• He's Jim, Dad -- McCoy Intros his CO to his family.