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• HOMOEOPATHY, n. A school of medicine midway between Allopathy and Christian Science.
  To the last both the others are distinctly inferior, for Christian Science will cure imaginary diseases, and they can not....
• I find the medicine worse than the malady. -- John Fletcher (1576-1625) -- Love's Cure, Act iii, Sc.
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• Tis a sharp medicine, but it will cure all that ails you.
  -- Sir Walter Raleigh before his beheading...
• Doctors are men who prescribe medicine of which they know little to cure diseases of which they know less in human beings of which they know nothing.
  -- Voltaire...
• Nothing that group nudity and a can of Crisco won't cure.
• For how much longer can I howl into this wind? -- The Cure "A Thousand Hou
• We can turn a man into a woman, but we CAN'T cure cancer?
• Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon.
  In many fields of medicine nowadays, a dose of dynamite can do a world of good....
• You have to be very careful these days. If you get involved with somebody you have to know their health history.
  The best way to find out is to look through their medicine cabinet....