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• Good pitching will always beat good hitting and vice-versa. -- Joe Garagiola
• Pedro Guerrero was playing third base for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 1984 when he made the comment that earns him a place in my Hall of Fame.
  Second baseman Steve Sax was having trouble making his throws....
• Never trust a base runner who's limping. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.
  -- Joe Garagiola...
• My first basename is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games.
  After a terrible series against the New York Giants, in which our center fielder made three throwing errors and let two balls get through his legs, manager Billy Meyer pleaded, "Can somebody think of something to help us win a game?...
• Brandy Davis, an outfielder and teammate of mine with the Pittsburgh Pirates, is my choice for team captain.
  Cincinnatti was beating us 3-1, and I led off the bottom of the eighth with a walk....
• burn-in period n. 1. A factory test designed to catch systems with marginal components before they get out the doo
  the theory is that burn-in will protect customers by outwaiting the steepest part of the bathtub curve (see infant mortali using a computer is so intensely involved in his project that he forgets basic needs such as food, drink, sleep, etc....
• Everything you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.
• Let's get yer rocks and metals straightened out here...
• Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.