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• The most cooperative man in this world is a dead man.
  -- Bela Oxmyx, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknown....
• Spock: "I would advise youse t'keep dialin', Oxmyx!" -- "A Piece Of The action", Stardate unknow
• Check, Mr. Spock? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. -- Kirk and Spock, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknow
• Kirk: "Check?" Spock: "Right." -- "A Piece Of The action", Stardate unknow
• Kirk: "Right?" Spock: "Check." -- "A Piece Of The action", Stardate unknow
• Kirk: "Right, Mister Spock?" Spock: "Correct, Captain.
  Kirk: "Riiiight?" Spock: "Riiiight." -- "A Piece Of The action", Stardate unknow...
• Kirk: "Spock, what are the odds of getting a royal fizzbin?
  Spock: "I've never calculated them." -- "A Piece Of The action", Stardate unknow...
• Spock: "Sir, you are a superb starship captain. But as a taxi driver, you leave much to be desired.
  -- "A Piece Of the action", Stardate unknow...
• Boy: "Daddy, daddy, I hurt myself!" Guard: "Whatsa matter kid, you hurt yourself?
  -- "A Piece Of The action", Stardate unknow...