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• An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening. -- Marlon Brando
• You boys lookin' for trouble?" "Sure.Whaddya got?" -- Marlon Brando, "The Wild One
• How many American standup comedians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You know what bugs me about light bulbs? The other night I was flying cross country and the f****** stewardess started telling me about her cat....
• Never get angry, never make a threat. Reason with people.
  -- Marlon Brando (in The Godfather, screenplay by Mario Puzo and Francis Ford Coppola) Don't carry a gun....
• Nobody can give you freedom.
• A Streetcar Named Desire Stel-la! --Marlon Brando
• Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.
• Character is who you are in the dark. -- Lord John Whorfi