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• The Great Flood: Noah Zark
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says he, "Go and multiply." Several months pass....
• Man's unique reward, however, is that while animals survive by adjusting themselves to their background, man survives by adjusting his background to himself.
  If a drought strikes them, animals perish -- man builds irrigation canal...
• I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two Sysops?
• Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to ma
  he invented them. Among higher animals there is no trace of them....
• From the Committee to Use Professional Politicians as Lab Animals.
• Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it. -- Mignon McLaughli
• The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
  -- Nicolas Chamfo...
• The only thing that stops God from sending a second Flood is that the first one was useless.
  -- Nicolas Chamfo...