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• Nixon in '96: because a corpse could do a better job than Clinton.
• He's tanned, rested and ready... NIXON '96!
• Republicans: "We've got ours. Screw you.
• Flanders: I give you the Jury of the Damned! Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon -- Nixo
  But I'm not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook....
• I am not a crook. -- from The Best-Loved Quotes of Richard Milhouse Nixo
• As quick as a corpse.
• We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
  -- from the best-loved quotes of Richard Milhouse Nixo...
• Cthulhu in '96 - THE STARS ARE RIGHT!
• Vote Skywalker/Solo for '96.