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• If I could find a way to get [Saddam Hussein] out of there, even putting a contract out on him, if the CIA still did that sort of a thing, assuming it ever did, I would be for it.
  -- Richard M. Nixo...
• I personally think that he did violate the law, that he committed impeachable offenses.
  But I don't think that he thinks he did....
• When did we get to Disneyland?
• Shit Happens' according to... Nixon: Shit didn't happen, and if it did I din't know anything about it.
• If we did not take great pains, and were not at great expense to corrupt our nature, our nature would never corrupt us.
  -- Lord Clarendo...
• Madam, an error, we did a hysterectomy on your husband.
• Flanders: I give you the Jury of the Damned! Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon -- Nixo
  But I'm not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook....
• Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.?