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• Normal people with real lives - on the next Geraldo!
• Real estate people know all the prime spots.
• John Lennon: That's not a real f%*king gun! -- Famous people swearing...
• There are only 2000 real people in the world. The rest are bad special effects.
• If I ever get real rich, I hoe I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Surfing the Internet" is a sad term for sad people.
  Get a board, find a beach, surf some REAL waves and get a *real* life....
• If you were a mushroom, why would people always be inviting you to parties?
  Because you'd be a real fun gi....
• Imagine the real disappointment of those people who have been wrong in their predictions about the end of the world.
  Talk about embarrassment......
• Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world.
  -- Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryde...