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• Nice computers don't go down." -- ...understanding User-Friendly...
• The moon only rises once a day?
• TRAM Large green thing which rumbles down city streets, carrying people to where they want to go.
  Generally follows a predetermined path, but in no way subscribes to outlandish concepts such as "timetables"....
• Have a nice day.
• Go ahead, the Surgeon General has determined that you only live once.
• Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
• Computers are only human.