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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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• If I had my life to live over, I'd try to make more mistakes next time.
  I would relax, I would limber up, I would be sillier than I have been this trip....
• And it does matter. An honest man or woman is an honest man or woman more because he or she is honest in the small
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• Say not "a small event!" Why "small"? Costs it more pain that this ye call A "great event" should come to pass From that?
  Untwine me from the mass Of deeds which make up life, one deed Power shall fall short in or exceed!...
• Success is getting up just one more time than you fall.
• Ambition's like a circle on the water, which never ceases to enlarge itself, 'till by broad spreading it disperse to nought.
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• Much have I travell'd in the realms of gold, And many goodly states and kingdoms see
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