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• Never play cards with a man named Doc and never eat at a place called Mom's. -- John O'Hara
• Any shower that keeps the kids inside for a full weekend can be called a rain of terror.
• Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc.
  And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you....
• April Fool!: Sue Prize
• The Big Wave: Sue Nami
• The French Chef: Sue Flay
• It's time to go on a diet when the man from Prudential offers you group insurance.
  Or when you take a shower and you have to let out the shower curtain....
• Save water. Shower with a friend.