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• I don't care what star you're following, get that camel off my front lawn! -- Heard in Bethlehem
• Share and enjoy, Share and enjoy, Journey through life with a plastic boy or Girl by your side
  let your pal be your guide, And when it breaks down or starts to annoy or Grinds when it moves and give you no joy, When it eats up your hat, has sex with your cat, [never was sure about that line....
• I'll never get off this planet.
• I'll never get off this planet. -- Luke Skywalke
• Save a star, turn off a light!
• 1. "I'm down here" 2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy" 3.
  I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi" 4....
• Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal. -- John Dillinge
• You never act da way ya should & I like i