And Now, Little Bobby Pootwaddle Will Read Last Month's Contest Winner.

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"And now, Little Bobby Pootwaddle will read last month's contest
winner."
"Last month's question --
`In 1000 words or less, describe how
Amy Sue Sturdfetzer looked much older than 12.'"
-- The Cowboy Wally Show

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